Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"Slather this paste on your pits and prepare for battle with girls with huge assets."

Pros:

Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist

Review:

"This is a fine deodorant which doesn't clutter or over-whelm with "fragrance". (I'm not looking for perfume.) It's pleasant, subtle, non-intrusive--and it does what it's supposed to. I just discovered it, and now I can't find it anywhere. For the love of God, PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING IT."

Pros:

Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Increased hair growth in man areas

Review:

"I am a chick - but have never been able to find anything that works for me. I had to turn to a man's product. The regular old spice worked ok for a while. But this new pro strenth is amazing. I don't even smell at all after two days of no shower. Before with my old stuff I would stink just hours after putting it on. I have tried EVERY product on the market including womens stuff, mens stuff, nautral products and perscription strengh. Nothing worked until now. THANK YOU!!!! I now can wear my expensive shirts and suits with out worrying about ruining them!Don't let that chase you men away, just cause a chich is using it. Like I said I have no choice this is the only thing that has ever worked for me.Please don't ever take this off the market or change it in any way!"