Overall Rating
Smellgoodedness
Performancemanship
Awesomeabilitiness
Location: Evansville, IN
Age: 25-34
Interests: Sports
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Date: August 17, 2010
Where did it go
Pros:
Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Smells like cobra fangs, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Makes larger mammals fear me, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent
Cons:
Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Smells too manly, Increased hair growth in man areas, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
Review:
"I have never been so confortable with a deodorant in my life, the scent is just so natural and great, i dont even need to use any cologne.
After i started using it, i became a worry free man about my scent.
Bring it back please."
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Overall Rating
Smellgoodedness
Performancemanship
Awesomeabilitiness
Location: Bend, Or
Age: 25-34
Interests: Gaming
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Date: May 05, 2010
Bring back smooth blast clear!
Pros:
Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion
Cons:
Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
Review:
"Where did all the clear smooth blast go? I finally found a deodorant where the girls say, Wow, you smell so good. Even without cologne, clear smooth blast has the best smell of any clear deodorant, at any price. I have not been able to find it anywhere in Oregon or California in the past 6 months. Raise the price if you need, just please bring back clear smooth blast, for the love of all mankind."
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Overall Rating
Smellgoodedness
Performancemanship
Awesomeabilitiness
Location: Hartford, CT
Age: 25-34
Interests: Sports
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Date: May 05, 2010
Where did Smooth Blast go?!
Pros:
Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion
Cons:
Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Increased hair growth in man areas, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
Review:
"I agree with the other reviewer...Smooth Blast smells amazing...ive actually been given compliments (and sniffed to death) but girl friends, they think im wearing cologne!Why did they stop making smooth blast! Please bring it back!"
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Overall Rating
Smellgoodedness
Performancemanship
Awesomeabilitiness
Location: Evansville, IN
Age: 35+
Interests: Gaming
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Date: May 05, 2010
good stuff is hard to find
Pros:
Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
Cons:
Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
Review:
"This is my favorite deodorant. My only issue is, it is almost imposible to find in the market place. Now, don't get me wrong I can find plenty of old spice product which dominates the isle. Old spice smooth blast solid no problem either. The smooth blast clear gel on the other hand, is hard to come by. I don't know if it is a regional problem or not. What I do know, is that I like this product and the way it smells on me, and I will contiue to search on my travels to find it.When I do find it, you should see the looks I get when I put 5 of them on the counter to purchase. Thanks for letting me vent. Brian from Evansville,IN"
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