Pros:

Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Smells like cobra fangs, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Smells too manly

Review:

"I just tried this for the first time a couple of months ago. I'm convinced. It works great and smells even better."

Pros:

Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Review:

"Showtime is my favorite Old Spice smell. Thanks Old Spice."

Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Smells too manly, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"I found showtime in high school several years ago and literally have only used this scent since. Cannot recommend highly enough. An ex girlfriend once bought showtime to remember me by. Not kidding."