Pros:

Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women

Cons:

Review:

"The best anti-perspirant ever. I pit out big time and this anti-perspirant keeps me dry all day."

Pros:

Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion

Cons:

Review:

"I've been using this deodorant and matching body wash for several years now, and it smells great but thats not the odd result. The oddest thing happened when my girlfriend from about 3 years ago had stuck her nose in my armpit because it smelled really good. The oddness did not stop there, my current girlfriend of about a year and a half did that same thing and i was just a little spooked that it happened more than once. She even went beyond smelling it, she said it smelled so good she couldn't resist the urge to lick it, needless to say she never did that again because it didn't taste nearly as good as it smelled. I still catch her occasionally when she is in my arms sticking her nose there for an extra sniff.... its gotten to the point that i had to post something to say how great this stuff smells."

Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Smells like cobra fangs, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Makes larger mammals fear me, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"I love the after hours click antiperspirant and deoderant, it is an amazing scent and keeps me dry. The only downside is that it is the hardest of all of the scents to find but when I find it I buy out the shelf. I hope old spice never stops making this product and please start shipping more of it to top retailers like walmart and target so I can buy it all up, thanks."

Pros:

Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Makes larger mammals fear me, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist

Review:

"Extraordinary powers of body odor control. Causes women to swoon and faint in adoration."