Pros:

Increased ability to sense other dimensions

Cons:

Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals

Review:

"This is the best OS fragrance ever. Pac Surge is great stuff and women seem to dig it, I'm having trouble buying it. Where did it go?"

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Review:

"Don't see this scent carried at any Target stores anymore, either. I was forced to try 'Aqua Reef' with doesn't smell as good, doesn't last as long, and is more expensive... You're about to lose a customer, Old Spice!"

Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Makes larger mammals fear me, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion

Cons:

Smells too manly, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"Ok, I have been using the scent for some time now. However, stores (Walmart, to be more specific), has stopped carrying it in my area. I really hope that this scent does not get discontinues, and I'd really like to have it back. I've been having to settle for Pure Sport, which is a good scent, but it's not really my style. Please keep this scent around!"

Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion

Cons:

Increased hair growth in man areas

Review:

"i havebeen complimented by a lot of women on how good this scent is i love it."