Pros:

Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies

Cons:

Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Smells too manly, Increased hair growth in man areas, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"Pure Sport is da boss and always will be. Smells great, feels good, and is just down right awesome."