Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain

Cons:

Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"This product is impossible to find in Peterborough Ontario so we travel to Buffalo twice a year to stock up on Old Spice Classic original scent - we have been told it may be discontinued. My husband sure hopes not!!"

Pros:

Makes me feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Smells like cobra fangs, Makes larger mammals fear me

Cons:

Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist

Review:

"Ladies love the smell of this when its on....!!! I have alot of ladies give me comments of "you smell good"!! It really works! This is one of my regular products I use when I go out clubbing or just going out to hang out. Or just using just because... It really keeps you fresh...!!"