Pros:

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop my man mountain, Gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into my enemies, Increased ability to sense other dimensions, Makes larger mammals fear me, Allows me to mark large geographical areas with my scent and increase my dominion, Allows me to save small animals using only my man scent

Cons:

Incites unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, Smells too manly, Increased hair growth in man areas, Manly scent causes people to assume I'm an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

Review:

"i love this deodorant and i love old spice but i just wish you had a body spray in the fresh scent because its such and intoxicating scent that some body spray would deffinitely have the ladies running to me"